Evil and Imaginary

Cats 101

I am watching Cats 101 on Animal Planet right now. This is funny to me because I know that I will one day end up a cat lady. I am pretty sure that I will be alone and have way too many cats to make up for it. And one day I will die and because I have no friends and family no one will know I am dead for some time. Eventually all the cats will get hungry and eat my face. I know this. I really wish it didn’t have to go down this way.